LIE OR DIE

Why do we lie, can't we get by
telling the truth, why do we sigh
can't we live a happy life, with apple pie

A thousand lies are worth a single truth
no work, no swear, no blood , no fruit
an honest man dies, the man who lies flies

Integrity has nothing to do with honesty
Humility has nothing to do with modesty
Women who lie get more men
the truth would kill ten or eleven

Life is a lie , death is the truth
where there is pie , there has to be fruit
falling off a cliff or grinding in a mill
both seem insane , both fit the bull
you may be a lecher or a bearded saint
but you can't deny putting on some paint

Your gay or your straight, your fat
or your thin, you get a head pat
only if your capable of feigning
No loss gained no gain losing